These Jeans are even looser than last week. Why did I put this horrid side view? Honesty. Thanks to my mommyhood, I still have a marsupial pouch…and I guess I didn’t suck in on this photo. I weighed 192.5 giving live birth twice and that’s too much excess to neatly fold back together. I wear this pouch as a proud reminder of the two wonderful young men in my life.
I don’t know about 300% better, but the dress definitely looks BETTER. The funny thing is that I don’t love it, and I may not wear it in Hollywood this week. I have my eye on another dress at the store…what can I say, “girls are allowed to change their mind…”
Above: Although the dreaded Muffin Top is still there, it’s much smaller and the jacket now buttons closed. I never dreamed that it would button since it began with a “mind the gap” sign when wrapped around my fat form ripe for chiseling. Overall, the outfit fits much leaner.
Below: Plan A dress which has been traded in for a newer model B dress. I’m a little disappointed, but when I bought it, I didn’t realize it was 7″ off the mark. I assumed that it was 3″ off, and I think I would have lost that in the timeframe. I’ll still keep this dress because “you never know” and I’m hoping to be invited to another ball so that I can try it again, y’all !